teejay-number13's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Project Z]

I love to criticize these crappy Sonic flashes.

Just because you point out the flaws in your description, doesn't mean they are forgiven. The quality of this is so bad that the text isn't even readable. I'm thinking this was originally a video you imported into flash.

I still fail to understand why people submit these super-shitty teasers and then claim that the first episode will be better. Why even bother with the teaser in the first place? If your trying to get people excited about your series, this is not the way.

R-o-X-a-S responds:

ur rite about everything... i did use video-to-flash converter.... i will get flash and add music and that and i will not subit teasers anymore... thx for ur critism

[You are a pirate!!!]

Pirates suck.

It cracks me up how pirates are so popular these days thanks to Disney, especially with kids shows. Even though back then, they were pretty much the terrorists of the time period. Maybe a couple of hundred years from now, kids will be singing "You are a Taliban!"

Steinberg responds:

Hahaha, yeah. I kinda like pirates, something about their adventurous nature. When actually they are just a bunch of criminals. If it was only the adventure it would be much cooler. People tend to glorify the "easy life".

I do agree that they are overrated. The internet is obsessed with pirates and zombies and... Meh, a lot of stuff that are kinda cool... but not really that cool.
Thanks for reviewing.

[School Animation Project]

Not all that good.

The flash is just too poorly made considering how many people you put in the credits. Did none of them know how to draw? And why did your car scenes have no backgrounds? Then all the hospital scenes where nothing but uploaded photos.

RPRMT0054611 responds:

like i said, 4 days is not enough to make a top notch flash. din't ye read my description?

[The E Fighters VS Osukro]

Well your animation is decent...

At least compared to some of the other crappy DBZ flashes people have been uploading. The real weakness here is the story. I have no idea who is fighting who or why. How about instead of uploading tests and random fight scenes, you start working on some episodes that start from the beginning and introduce us to the characters and plot.

LSWBeast responds:

first of all ill tell u in the part 2 k

[Bigger & Better Things]

It was funny.

That girl Kerry cracked me up. She was described as endearing but was hitting on guys in a liquor store and became infatuated with a drunken asshole who treated her like shit and then lost interest in him when he decided to clean up and become a decent human being. That's a pretty good summary for what girls are into these days.

[1 Minute Battles EP.1]

Snoozeville.

Different characters from different games/shows would make it more interesting.

[Test and svs improved int]

Let's see...

What to improve?.. Well for starters, I'll tell you what I tell everyone who makes this crappy tests. DON'T!
If you plan to make a series, then submit only the full episodes. If episode 1 sucks, then make episode 2 better and so on. Most great series on Newgrounds and other sites that I've seen started with lower quality and improved over time.
As far as your actual test here, well your background and camera focus didn't move at all. So what you were really just doing was parading movie clips in front of a static background.

tal9x9 responds:

yes i learned i'm not uploading tests anymore

[Mecha Sonic returns 2]

Isn't that Metal Sonic?

The animation and sprite quality was great and the humor was good too. I especially like the comical sound effects you threw in. I think this would be more popular if Sonic sprite flashes weren't so common on Newgrounds. And your story is a bit stale.Sonic has to stop the evil Metal Sonic. Who didn't see that coming?

[knux short ep1]

What do you mean?

The animation with him laughing at the end doesn't look any worse then the rest of the film.