teejay-number13's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[HTBSR ep 8]

It's always good to see new episodes for this serie. But this episode felt cut short or something. I was expecting the Roman guy at the end to do something (probably by accident) to cheer Michelle up. But nothing happened.

[Fred kills Wilma]

It might have been more creative if the gun had been a prehistoric version like in the actual cartoon. Maybe a pteredactyl that fires eggs out of its ass like a bullet or something.

[STARBARIANS - Episode 1]

Great animation, but an otherwise boring and predictable story. I didn't find it all that funny because the humor lacked cleverness. Everything happened exactly as I thought it was going to and there were no moments or quotable phrases that I could tell other people and make them laugh (at least not within my circle of friends). It is listed as a comedy right?

Some people focus on the art, some people focus on the voice talent, most focus on the boobs, but I focus on writing and story. And this comes up a bit short.

[SuperMarioBloopers alpha]

Okay, the first part I get. Mario is smashed by the title. But then the second part, he just flies into the title and then it stops and the music runs together. Do authors not watch their own flashes and say "You know what? This is a piece of shit that doesn't make any goddamned sense or even work for that matter! I shouldn't submit it."

[VVii]

So we have an intro and the credits, but no movie. Unless the intro of the two I's humping was the movie. In which case I want my Wii points back. The flash was pretty fluid, but otherwise there was no point to this.

[Robot Love episode 1]

Yeah if it were only that easy in real life. This seems more like a test though then a final product. Some color and details and background etc is needed.

DIRLON responds:

We did it on purpose we wanted to be Black and White

[Twilight Meets a Brony]

That was great. I love the sound effects for Twilight's double-takes. You should make a follow up episode where she tries to warn her friends about the Bronies.

[Teenage MN Squirtles]

Troll flash with stolen artwork for an icon. Nothing more.

[Brock Meets Peach]

Not bad, but why did you give up on the mouth animation half way through? I was kind of hoping it would be mario that fought Brock's pokemon with goombas and koopas instead of pokemon. That would have been funny.