teejay-number13's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario's Reward]

Good.

The animation was great. But the joke is so stale, that if it were bread (or in this case, cake) you could kill someone by throwing it at them.

[Super Mario 3D Land in 2D]

Not bad 3d scene.

But if this was going to happen, wouldn't it have happened when Mario 64 came out?

Zictor responds:

Part of my point is that Mario has been in 3D for 15 of his 25 years... it's nothing new. Doesn't come across really but the theory is in there. This is more of a statement on that 3D where it looks like its coming out of the screen but really isn't... also the fact that I didn't change Mario into 3D, I only changed the environment, I played on the Eyepopping thing that is used a lot to describe 3D days.

[Pokemon: Pee Red Version]

Snooze central.

The jokes just aren't funny enough to overcome the tediousness of it's length.

OrangePylon responds:

While I appreciate the input, could you maybe give some examples? Just so I know what to work on.

You could almost say that your review wasn't powerful enough to overcome the disappointment of its length.

[Star fox finally cracks]

Been done.

Not bad but these gags have been used to death already.

[Super Sprite BattlesX Ep1]

This isn't just a random sprite battle...

No actually, that's exactly what it is.

[Miau Preview Cap. 1]

Nice drawing but...

Even translated, the dialogue in some parts didn't seem to make sense. From what I can tell, the cat girl wants bread but the guy says he's too busy to get it. So she decides to go herself but forgets to put on her clothes at first. Then as she's leaving the grocery store, she runs into another girl and they spark a jealous argument about living with that guy.

Your manga drawings are pretty good, maybe you can translate for us in the future.

[Fairy Tail in MMS 2]

Hey this is cool.

Watching them talk about shit that we have no idea what they're saying.

[TOME Episode 01]

Cool.

An animated remake of TTA. I liked that series. The only problem I have is with the super archtype personalities of the characters.

[the dark one episode 3]

Buggy.

First, it works fine up until Serena transforms, then the background music runs together which sounds really bad. After that, it doesn't pause for the text anymore until after the song is over. I assume, you're trying to keep the animation in sync with the song which means not pausing it for a text box. Well, that doesn't do much good if no one can read the text. Try leaving the text on the screen for a few seconds and then advancing it. I think you need to pull both episodes 2 & 3 down and give them an overhaul. Let me know if you need help.

Punisher33 responds:

sure, thank you, i do need help with it. and it's driving me crazy, i'm actually having v-cam issues. it's pissing me off to no end.

[the dark one episode 2]

Vcam isn't working.

I couldn't finish watching it because most of the text and action was off the screen since the vcam wasn't working properly. Too bad because I kind of like this series.