teejay-number13's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Harder, Tiffany, Harder!!]

Don't give up.

I can see you've noticed that your flashes will still be popular even if they're nothing but a few minutes of pointless homo-erotic animation. But please do make some every now and then that are actually clever and funny. Just like "Ask Raptor Jesus," that was may favorite.

[RathakenVSNecronos RHG1]

Bit disappointing.

The fight was cool, but on the loading screen Necronos had an interesting form with a scary face. I was hoping to see that form towards the end of the battle, like maybe after the sunlight turned him to goo. But it never happened.

raremasta responds:

I believe you're right, I really should had... I'll Try and do better next time. Thanks for the review bro.

[Dragon Ball Zee]

Ended weak.

It was getting good there for a second, but then you had to go and throw in the sexual humor. That's usually an instant fail in my book because it simply isn't clever or original at all. I understand though, your trying to appeal to the Newgrounds demographic. Just throw in some homo-eroticism and you've got instant 5's and maybe even front page. Which I find quite pitiable.

The artwork was good though. Since the title was Dragon Ball "Zee", I was expecting some gags about Vegeta's "eeee" sound. But I didn't see any.

[Goku vs Vegeta (JUS fight]

Sprite movies don't stink.

Only poorly made ones with no point like this do.

[Pokemon Reviews Pt2]

Why we would get mad?

People shouldn't get mad over someone giving an opinion. I think you should give some more specific examples instead of just saying "Oh the story is repetitive" over and over again. That way, we'll know you've actually been playing the games. Of course the games are repetitive, it's Nintendo. Did you play Pokemon XD, that was different. I actually prefer that the game doesn't change much. It's one of the few RPG's they still make that I enjoy. At least when I buy it, I know what I'm paying for.

[preview of a thing]

What a dirty trick.

Well the quality is definitely much better then what we usually see in these things. But your flash isn't original or interesting in the least. I couldn't care less if you make the thing next month. But the real reason I gave you a zero is because you tried to mislead us with the title. Saying "Preview of a thing" instead of something like "Preview of DBZ fight." Because you knew people weren't really into the DBZ sprite fights that much anymore and your flash wouldn't get many hits if people knew what they were clicking on.

[moustache sprite battle!]

Hmm...

I knew that song sounded familiar.

[Do your balls hang low]

Well...

It's nice to see that featured flashes are as tasteful as ever.